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Nintendo announced at E3 2010 The Legend of Zelda – The Skyward Sword will be out in 2011.

For additional details of the Zelda game series, please visit: http://www.zeldaeternity.com/

Belgian police raid Catholic tombs in Brussels, Belgium to search for secreted evidence of child sex abuse by Catholic priests.
The police detained members of the Belgian Bishops’ Conference for almost 10 hours during the search.

Catholic officials had not given prior consent to the police that drilled into the tombs of two cardinals inside the Brussels Cathedral.
Ironically the Catholic officials were pissed off after the aggravated penetration of their sacred vessels.

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Dr. Craig Venter and a team of scientists created a synthetic genome that can be transplanted into a host cell. The cell then converts into the species specified in a chosen genetic code.

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